What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Lose lips shimk ships.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Deuteronomy 17

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Maybe leave out

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like religions.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your going to be alright just relax

You shall not bear false witness.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But this is not

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?